Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Out to Applebee's™!
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do Olympians never overheat?