Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Out to Applebee's™!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal loves Indian food?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?