Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?