Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the loneliest cheese?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?