Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What game does a rabbit always win?