Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
How do you get kids to do something?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did electricity win the race?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animal loves Indian food?