What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?