What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the cat so small?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the math book sad?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What type of animal does well in the cold?