What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?