What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?