What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do cows like to dance to?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What fish sings the best?
How long will dinner be?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?