What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?