What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the most masculine animal?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?