What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do insects learn at school?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?