What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do bees chew?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What style of music weighs the most?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?