What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why was the math book sad?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What utensil does water use to eat?