What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?