What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What does Rudolph call his wife?