What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?