What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do you raise a baby elephant?