What's the most masculine animal?
A man-atee.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do mice need oiling?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why is the beach so confident?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?