Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?