Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What makes a glow worm glow?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What bee is good for your health?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which dogs love to study science?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?