Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?