Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How can you make 7 even?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?