What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?