Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do jokesters study in college?