Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?