Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is furniture so generous?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How did the tree get lost?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which computer won the talent show?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?