Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do golfers hate cake?