Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a silly hill?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What sport is always getting in trouble?