Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do you make antifreeze?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is the smallest lion?
What animal has more lives than a cat?