What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
A book just fell on my head.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is a mouse's favorite game?