What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a tired tree?