Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?