Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?