Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
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What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a smelly horse?