Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the storm actually calm?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?