How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How did the toad die?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?