How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?