How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?