What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?