What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the cat so small?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do elves learn in school?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?