Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which fly makes films?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do magicians score well in exams?