Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the math book sad?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you say to a really good barista?