Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is the most adorable season?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?