Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What is another name for a cow?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?