Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?