Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What building always gets stains on it?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do elves learn in school?
What tea do footballers drink?