What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?