What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do naked fish play with?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why are all priests fit?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What game does chlorine never lose?