What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What day do hands always go to church?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?