What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did you learn in school today, son?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?