What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
If you need help building an ark...
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What game do bats excel at?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a frog's favorite year?