Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is winter considered holy?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the difference between weather and climate?