Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do billboards talk?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?