Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are cars magic?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?