Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?