Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?