Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What style of music weighs the most?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?