Where was Noah born?
Ark-ansas.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?