What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are grandkids so great?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?