What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?