What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's R, but it's really the C that they love.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do ants go to eat?