What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why are goats so funny?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did summer say to spring?
What is the most adorable season?
