Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
At net-working events.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?