Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
At net-working events.
What animal floats best?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?