Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
At net-working events.
Why was the mime upset?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How does a witch play loud music?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How are mountains able to see?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the pen say to the pencil?