What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?