Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?