Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do snowmen get information?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?