Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
Why is furniture so generous?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?