Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?