Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?