What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How do you make a cow float?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a small mom?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?