What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?