What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do fleas travel?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How was the wedding?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
When do flowers get their workout in?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?