What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What animal floats best?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Surprise!!!!
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What does winter fat turn into?