What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you give an angry rhino?