What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Why was the math book sad?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What condiment has wings?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?