What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What animals make the best students?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which cats have the best manners?