What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?