What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do little fish love to play with?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?