What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Sand dollars!
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the loudest sport?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the broom late for school?