What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?