What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why was the horse so happy?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?