What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?