What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is blue and not heavy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?