Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where does breakfast live?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?