Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What's the most determined bird?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which state has the best streets?