Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is the difference between baseball and law?