Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are frogs always happy?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?