How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
