How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?