Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is money so stubborn?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do baseball players always stay cool?