What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
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What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call an arctic cow?
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?