What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
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When is a black dog not a black dog?
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
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Why did the mountain cry all the time?
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What's the ocean's favorite song?
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What's a dog's favorite tooth?
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What washes up on miniature beaches?
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What money do cats use to go shopping?