What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did spring break up with winter?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?