What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?