What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?