Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.