Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do bees say in the summer?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?