Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?