Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?