What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a magical reptile?