What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do hands go on vacation?