What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
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What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the friendliest national park?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why are grandkids so great?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
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What utensil does water use to eat?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
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What should a lawyer always wear to court?