What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
People are so hard on car mechanics.