What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do cows wear bells?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call an old snowman?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?