What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny™.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call octopus twins?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?