What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny™.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?