What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Which computer won the talent show?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What game do mice love to play?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?