What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
The museum curator needed a break.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?