What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do frogs get to work?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the sick chicken say?