What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the painter say to the wall?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
