What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who invented fractions?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do elves learn in school?