What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a bear's favorite movie?