What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did one plate say to the other?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What birds make average students?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?