What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you give a sick pig?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?