What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?