Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?