Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What animals make the best students?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What are rental cars called in Spain?