What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do some people love eating snails?