What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Which state is the cleanest?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you give a sick lemon?
A book just fell on my head.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?