What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?