What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?